I went outside

I loved this pudding as a kid, wondered if I'd still like the taste.

It tried it and it tasted like shit, but it'd be a shame to let it go to waste.

I tried shaving my beard, but my razor got stuck

Now I look kinda weird, that's just my luck.

My nails were to long, I tried to make it right

I coudn't get it done, I got blinded by white.

I went for a ride in the middle of the night

The world fell apart, it was quite a nice sight.